Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Leg Liberation


Hey Kids!  Well it's officially Spring in San Diego.  Winter has left this town for good and I have proof: I wore shorts for the first time this year. 
Hooray!  Mark it down in your calendars.  And soak in all that warmth while you're at it.
And another thing, that Groundhog is full of shit.
Completely Unrelated Rant: Celebrity Cooking?  WTF?!  Are TV programmers that devoid of new ideas that this becomes a show?  At least on Dancing with the Stars and Skating with Celebrities (I watch neither) there's a chance that Danny Bonaduce is gonna fall and break his ass.  All this show has is a timer and as a man whose cooking abilities are limited to setting an egg timer, I can tell you that there's nothing to it.  It's bullshit and we can do better than this. 
Bring back Circus of the Stars!  Then there's a chance Tonya Harding gets eaten by a lion.  Think of it!  In Iran, they have public executions on TV, and since they are our next misguided military target, we might as well do it so that we can figure out what we'll be dealing with over there.
It's a thought.  A better one, I might add, than Cooking with Gary Coleman.  Jee-bus...

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