1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Butch drinks a lot. Though I was rarely there to see it this year.
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest known friend) -
Wayne. That crazy 'queen. 20 years, man…
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST FRIEND?
Matt and Ailin. They are warm hosts and they got me addicted to pumpkin carving. They're totally worth the 45 minute drive.
4) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
I moved to L.A. It was very crazy. I finished my DVD for Fred's Friend (more copies still available). The movie played on TV.
5) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
My dog died. That blew, hard. Runner up: The Writer's strike. Hurry it up, guys!
6) BEST HOLIDAY?
Halloween. I had no idea that something could be both absurd and awesome.
7) YOUR SONG FOR 2007?
"Big Casino" by Jimmy Eat World. Runner up: Every song Prince played at the SuperBowl XLI Halftime Show.
8) MOVIE FOR 2007?
300. Runners up: The Mist, Superbad, and American Gangster.
9) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
Probably myself, in an insomniac haze, and I probably didn't even know what day it was.
10) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
A doctor. Or I was a dental hygenist. It was so non-descript. But apparently it worked for somebody…
11) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR.
La Bella, as always.
12) KISS OF THE YEAR?
Every single one of them. Me gustan.
13) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
Well, I did decide to move to L.A. and that was pretty much a solid decision.
14) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
Get this career thing started, you know. Or at least keep trying to do that. Once that happens, "Hello, ladies…"
15) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Making phone calls with your camera. It should be noted that this wasn't me.
16) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
What I look like, the Emmys?! The Daily Show and The Colbert Report were pretty solid all year though.
17) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
Amanda. She flew in from the U.K. and then drove down from LA to attend my birthday party. Did you do that?
18) BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG?
Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, Judge Larry Seidlin, Geraldo, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Mitt Romney, Rudy Guiliani, Glenn Beck, Jeremy from the TFM group, Fall Out Boy, The Jonas Brothers, Daughtry, Vince McMahon, Ryan Seacrest, Dick Cheney, and of course, George W. Bush.
19) BIGGEST WHOREBAG?
Besides your mother? Um… Britney, Lindsay, Nicole, Jamie Lynne, and Paris at the very least. Oh yeah, Anne Coulter and Michelle Malkin. And Vanessa from A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.
20) NEW YEAR RESOLUTION?
I don't think it's wise to make these. You don't keep them, so why set yourself up for failure? I have goals, but they're fluid and I'm cool with that. What are they? Fuck, I forgot...
Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Without Fail
Hey, kids. I'm in San Diego for my last night of 2007. I leave tomorrow morning for the Bank of Bur and it feels like it's not a moment too soon.
See, I'm sick, again. Yes, again. I've been back to San Diego 4 times since I moved and I've gotten a cold and taken it back with me 3 times. I don't know what it is, but I apparently I'm sick of San Diego, or vice-versa.
Is something just going around? Is something just going around me? I don't have any answers.
I'm gonna have to start wearing one of those things Michael Jackson wears when he walks through the streets. Although, when I do that it won't be because I'm horribly disfigured by the self-hating mutilation that I've enacted on myself as a way of getting back at my abusive asshole of a father. I'll just be preventing colds (hopefully).
I appreciate everybody's cold-remedies. I'm not sure that they work but thanks for caring. Now I'm gonna go lie down and think about good things (boobs) and with any luck sleep this off.
Take care of yourselves, kids, because in a way, you're also taking care of me.
:-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!
Friday, December 7, 2007
There's NO TIME For This!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
A Shot At None
What is it, my babies? Quick job update: I still don't have one. I had 2 interviews last week. I got 0 jobs out of that. Granted, they didn't pay very well (in fact I nearly turned the first one down when I was called for a 2nd interview). The second had no area for creativity and well, they didn't call me back anyway. Oh well. I press on. The WGA strike ending could kinda help though, I'm just saying, guys...
Well, what happens when Aaron has no job, kids? He watches too much TV. And guess which show I know way too much about this time around?
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.
Oh man, this show is reeeeediculous. First of all, I don't know any self-respecting guy or girl that would be a contestant on this show. Granted, many people did leave once the bisexual surprise was revealed. I mean, not only can you lose the girl to someone else, but you can lose the girl to another girl. As hot as that might sound, I can't imagine what that would be like. I mean, I've had it rough, romantically speaking, but I've never Chased Amy, so to speak.
Secondly, I can't be entirely sure how long these people have actually spent with Tila in real time, but my guess would be that 10 weeks of episodes roughly translates to 4 weeks. What's wrong about that is that several of the contestants have professed their love for Tila. LOVE. LOVE? LOVE?! LOVE??? If 4 weeks is all it takes for love to hit you, you're either desperate, insane, co-dependent, weak-willed, gonzo, bonkers, nutty-foo-foo, cuckoo for Choco Puffs, or all of the above.
And boy have there been some winners. There was a delusional stripper who attacked another contestant (for not getting voted off, surprisingly the stripper was) and there was a West Virginia farmboy who went apeshit after getting sent home, in episode 2! Let it go, buddy. You've always got sheep.
In the last episode, Tila went to the final 4 contestants hometowns and met with their respective families. In every instance, she told the parents of her bisexuality. Now, I have no problem with bisexuals, gays, lesbians, etc., but it seems an odd thing to bring a girl home to mom and, regardless of her total sexual preference, having her tell my mom that she may leave me for a chick. Now, please correct me if I sound wrong on this, but if you're with me, you're not bisexual. Unless of course I've somehow spent my entire life as an oblivious hermaphrodite. I mean, doesn't the monogamy of the relationship negate the need or urge to be with other people, regardless of gender? Of course, Tila could still look at other women and desire them even (and so can I dammit). But my mom doesn't need to know that, especially not at your first meeting. I mean, save something for the holidays!
I just think if you're not actively swinging both ways (sorry for the overused metaphor), you're either one or the other, at least temporarily. I have no bisexual tendencies so like I said, correct me if I'm mistaken, but please respect my ignorance.
And one last thing, early on in the show, Tila eliminated a fellow-bisexual from contention. There seemed to have been some action between that girl and a male contestant but the reason Tila gave was because she couldn't be with a bisexual. It's good to know that hypocrisy doesn't discriminate. How selfish is that though?! It's like, "I can be attracted to both genders but you have to focus on me." That's pretty fucked up, if you ask me (and you will). But like I said, I wouldn't be on the show so what the fuck.
Anyhow, kids, I hope you're all good and staying away from most nude models/MySpace whores/Singers (well probably not Butch, but the rest of ya). Take care of your peepers. :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!
Well, what happens when Aaron has no job, kids? He watches too much TV. And guess which show I know way too much about this time around?
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.
Oh man, this show is reeeeediculous. First of all, I don't know any self-respecting guy or girl that would be a contestant on this show. Granted, many people did leave once the bisexual surprise was revealed. I mean, not only can you lose the girl to someone else, but you can lose the girl to another girl. As hot as that might sound, I can't imagine what that would be like. I mean, I've had it rough, romantically speaking, but I've never Chased Amy, so to speak.
Secondly, I can't be entirely sure how long these people have actually spent with Tila in real time, but my guess would be that 10 weeks of episodes roughly translates to 4 weeks. What's wrong about that is that several of the contestants have professed their love for Tila. LOVE. LOVE? LOVE?! LOVE??? If 4 weeks is all it takes for love to hit you, you're either desperate, insane, co-dependent, weak-willed, gonzo, bonkers, nutty-foo-foo, cuckoo for Choco Puffs, or all of the above.
And boy have there been some winners. There was a delusional stripper who attacked another contestant (for not getting voted off, surprisingly the stripper was) and there was a West Virginia farmboy who went apeshit after getting sent home, in episode 2! Let it go, buddy. You've always got sheep.
In the last episode, Tila went to the final 4 contestants hometowns and met with their respective families. In every instance, she told the parents of her bisexuality. Now, I have no problem with bisexuals, gays, lesbians, etc., but it seems an odd thing to bring a girl home to mom and, regardless of her total sexual preference, having her tell my mom that she may leave me for a chick. Now, please correct me if I sound wrong on this, but if you're with me, you're not bisexual. Unless of course I've somehow spent my entire life as an oblivious hermaphrodite. I mean, doesn't the monogamy of the relationship negate the need or urge to be with other people, regardless of gender? Of course, Tila could still look at other women and desire them even (and so can I dammit). But my mom doesn't need to know that, especially not at your first meeting. I mean, save something for the holidays!
I just think if you're not actively swinging both ways (sorry for the overused metaphor), you're either one or the other, at least temporarily. I have no bisexual tendencies so like I said, correct me if I'm mistaken, but please respect my ignorance.
And one last thing, early on in the show, Tila eliminated a fellow-bisexual from contention. There seemed to have been some action between that girl and a male contestant but the reason Tila gave was because she couldn't be with a bisexual. It's good to know that hypocrisy doesn't discriminate. How selfish is that though?! It's like, "I can be attracted to both genders but you have to focus on me." That's pretty fucked up, if you ask me (and you will). But like I said, I wouldn't be on the show so what the fuck.
Anyhow, kids, I hope you're all good and staying away from most nude models/MySpace whores/Singers (well probably not Butch, but the rest of ya). Take care of your peepers. :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!
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