WRATH...
1. Who did you last get angry with?
I've been frustrated with a lot of things in the past month or so but I can't recall being flat-out pissed at anybody.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
I prefer my softball bat which I have named, "The Hammer of God." Certain articles of furniture know of my destructive prowess.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
"No, but I'll shake the shit out of her!"-Chris Rock, seriously though, if you hit me, you better be runnin', no matter what your gender is.
4. How about of the same sex?
Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Shit, I don't know. Whoever it was is still wrong.
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who think they're funny, oversexed girls (it's not hot, you dumb slut), players, cat people, long-winded lectures.
7. Do you keep grudges?
Oh yeah.
SLOTH...
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Probably exercise. Not that I've done nothing but I haven't worked out in way too long. Cleaning my room is a close second.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Stephen in Miami. Jesse (for his birthday that was 2/11).
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
My mom wanted me to go get the phone and I said, "I have no arms." She had to think about it before she asked again.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Those Windsor pilates girls are hot!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
I played softball on Saturday but I haven't lifted weights since... Shit, I don't know.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None. Didn't bother to set the damned thing.
GLUTTONY...
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I don't frequent such establishments. But I feel we all pay too much for bottled water.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
I don't know. What's hamburger? What's carne asada?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
1 or 2 high balls. Booze sucks.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Yes.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Mostly salty foods and sweets for dessert.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
No.
LUST...
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Do strip clubs count, it doesn't say? No comment anyhow.
2. How many people have seen you naked? (not counting physicians/family)?
Does working as a stripper count, it doesn't say? No comment anyhow.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
You mean, girls have eyes???
4. Have you had sex?
Maybe, maybe not.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Shit. Um, all of it. No, that's too vague. Boobs are great! Big asses are splendid!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I'm looking forward to it! Wait, maybe I have..?
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I thought I was pregnant once, turns out I forgot I had eaten carne asada fries that night.
GREED...
1. How many credit cards do you own?
One and it owns me, thank you.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Best Buy.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Can you say swimming pool full of Jell-O?
1. Who did you last get angry with?
I've been frustrated with a lot of things in the past month or so but I can't recall being flat-out pissed at anybody.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
I prefer my softball bat which I have named, "The Hammer of God." Certain articles of furniture know of my destructive prowess.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
"No, but I'll shake the shit out of her!"-Chris Rock, seriously though, if you hit me, you better be runnin', no matter what your gender is.
4. How about of the same sex?
Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Shit, I don't know. Whoever it was is still wrong.
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who think they're funny, oversexed girls (it's not hot, you dumb slut), players, cat people, long-winded lectures.
7. Do you keep grudges?
Oh yeah.
SLOTH...
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Probably exercise. Not that I've done nothing but I haven't worked out in way too long. Cleaning my room is a close second.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Stephen in Miami. Jesse (for his birthday that was 2/11).
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
My mom wanted me to go get the phone and I said, "I have no arms." She had to think about it before she asked again.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Those Windsor pilates girls are hot!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
I played softball on Saturday but I haven't lifted weights since... Shit, I don't know.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None. Didn't bother to set the damned thing.
GLUTTONY...
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I don't frequent such establishments. But I feel we all pay too much for bottled water.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
I don't know. What's hamburger? What's carne asada?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
1 or 2 high balls. Booze sucks.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Yes.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Mostly salty foods and sweets for dessert.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
No.
LUST...
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Do strip clubs count, it doesn't say? No comment anyhow.
2. How many people have seen you naked? (not counting physicians/family)?
Does working as a stripper count, it doesn't say? No comment anyhow.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
You mean, girls have eyes???
4. Have you had sex?
Maybe, maybe not.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Shit. Um, all of it. No, that's too vague. Boobs are great! Big asses are splendid!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I'm looking forward to it! Wait, maybe I have..?
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I thought I was pregnant once, turns out I forgot I had eaten carne asada fries that night.
GREED...
1. How many credit cards do you own?
One and it owns me, thank you.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Best Buy.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Can you say swimming pool full of Jell-O?
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Don't you know they call me GTAaron in tha streetz?!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Once Napster died and my hardrive crashed and my burner stopped working, none. I could turn that into a country song!
PRIDE...
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
I am what I am.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I kick ass in school, whether or not they fully recognize my genius.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
I want to make a movie that speaks for me.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Nah, 2nd is alright. Unless it's out of 2.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Everytime.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Nope, I'm chalk full of truthiness.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I woke myself up before I started drooling in class. It's about the small victories...
ENVY...
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I would really like a friend to give me Final Draft, Soundtrack Pro, and Final Cut ProHD (I'm rockin' Express 2, people!).
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
P. Diddy because I need a gold plated toilet.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A Major League Baseball player. A good one.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
I think so.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I would like a good jaw line. Like Gavin Rossdale or something. I lack that.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
7. Someone was envious of question number 7 and deleted it!
8. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
Sloth while being gluttonous.
8. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
Sloth while being gluttonous.
No comments:
Post a Comment