20 Nuggets of Pure Gold

1) If you didn't have a birth certificate, how old would you feel you are?
45

2) In a movie about your life, who would play you?
Matt Damon or Stephen Dorff, they'd have to put on weight but hey it could win you an oscar if you "ugly-it-up."  Right Charlize and Nicole???

3) If you were given 3 wishes, what would they be?
a) George W. Bush's resignation
b) Hot chicks, daily nightly and ever-so-rightly
c) the power of flight

4) What is the most valuable thing you've ever won?
A trip to Santa Barbara

5) When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to rock!

6) Have you become that?
Fuck no.

7) Dominate or be dominated?
Yes, please.

8) What is the best Christmas gift you've ever received?
I got Playstation 2 one year.  Jim Edmonds jersey last year is also awesome.

9) Do you like your job?
No.  But I got work peeps, yo.

10) Did you get enough sleep last night?
I got 8 and a half hours and still felt like shit.

11) If you could be one famous person for 24 hours, who would you be?
Nick Lachey and I think you all know why...

12) As that person, what would you do?
I think you all know...

13) Do you believe in soul mates?
Maybe.  But there's probably way more than one out there.

14) What song would you want played at your funeral?
"Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.  Also, "With or Without You" by U2.  Can't you feel the tears welling up?

15) What song would you want played at your wedding?
"Stand by Me" by Ben E. King

16) Is there someone that you know currently that you think you could "settle down" and spend your life with?
Not really.  I don't know that I know anybody that well at the present.

17) Do they know?
If they did, that'd be weird, wouldn't it?

18) Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
An optimist generally but also a realist which causes pessimism.

19) What is one thing you'd like to change about yourself?
My inability to read "signs."

20) What is one thing about yourself that you never want to change?
My sense of humor and then complete and utter seriousness in the same breath.