In Year-Ender...

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Butch drinks a lot. Though I was rarely there to see it this year.

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest known friend) -
Wayne. That crazy 'queen. 20 years, man…

3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST FRIEND?
Matt and Ailin. They are warm hosts and they got me addicted to pumpkin carving. They're totally worth the 45 minute drive.

4) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
I moved to L.A. It was very crazy. I finished my DVD for Fred's Friend (more copies still available). The movie played on TV.

5) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
My dog died. That blew, hard. Runner up: The Writer's strike. Hurry it up, guys!

6) BEST HOLIDAY?
Halloween. I had no idea that something could be both absurd and awesome.

7) YOUR SONG FOR 2007?
"Big Casino" by Jimmy Eat World. Runner up: Every song Prince played at the SuperBowl XLI Halftime Show.

8) MOVIE FOR 2007?
300. Runners up: The Mist, Superbad, and American Gangster.

9) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
Probably myself, in an insomniac haze, and I probably didn't even know what day it was.

10) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
A doctor. Or I was a dental hygenist. It was so non-descript. But apparently it worked for somebody…

11) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR.
La Bella, as always.

12) KISS OF THE YEAR?
Every single one of them. Me gustan.

13) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
Well, I did decide to move to L.A. and that was pretty much a solid decision.

14) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
Get this career thing started, you know. Or at least keep trying to do that. Once that happens, "Hello, ladies…"

15) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Making phone calls with your camera. It should be noted that this wasn't me.

16) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
What I look like, the Emmys?! The Daily Show and The Colbert Report were pretty solid all year though.

17) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
Amanda. She flew in from the U.K. and then drove down from LA to attend my birthday party. Did you do that?

18) BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG?
Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, Judge Larry Seidlin, Geraldo, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Mitt Romney, Rudy Guiliani, Glenn Beck, Jeremy from the TFM group, Fall Out Boy, The Jonas Brothers, Daughtry, Vince McMahon, Ryan Seacrest, Dick Cheney, and of course, George W. Bush.

19) BIGGEST WHOREBAG?
Besides your mother? Um… Britney, Lindsay, Nicole, Jamie Lynne, and Paris at the very least. Oh yeah, Anne Coulter and Michelle Malkin. And Vanessa from A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.

20) NEW YEAR RESOLUTION?
I don't think it's wise to make these. You don't keep them, so why set yourself up for failure? I have goals, but they're fluid and I'm cool with that. What are they? Fuck, I forgot...