A Shot At None

What is it, my babies? Quick job update: I still don't have one. I had 2 interviews last week. I got 0 jobs out of that. Granted, they didn't pay very well (in fact I nearly turned the first one down when I was called for a 2nd interview). The second had no area for creativity and well, they didn't call me back anyway. Oh well. I press on. The WGA strike ending could kinda help though, I'm just saying, guys...

Well, what happens when Aaron has no job, kids? He watches too much TV. And guess which show I know way too much about this time around?

A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.

Oh man, this show is reeeeediculous. First of all, I don't know any self-respecting guy or girl that would be a contestant on this show. Granted, many people did leave once the bisexual surprise was revealed. I mean, not only can you lose the girl to someone else, but you can lose the girl to another girl. As hot as that might sound, I can't imagine what that would be like. I mean, I've had it rough, romantically speaking, but I've never Chased Amy, so to speak.

Secondly, I can't be entirely sure how long these people have actually spent with Tila in real time, but my guess would be that 10 weeks of episodes roughly translates to 4 weeks. What's wrong about that is that several of the contestants have professed their love for Tila. LOVE. LOVE? LOVE?! LOVE??? If 4 weeks is all it takes for love to hit you, you're either desperate, insane, co-dependent, weak-willed, gonzo, bonkers, nutty-foo-foo, cuckoo for Choco Puffs, or all of the above.

And boy have there been some winners. There was a delusional stripper who attacked another contestant (for not getting voted off, surprisingly the stripper was) and there was a West Virginia farmboy who went apeshit after getting sent home, in episode 2! Let it go, buddy. You've always got sheep.

In the last episode, Tila went to the final 4 contestants hometowns and met with their respective families. In every instance, she told the parents of her bisexuality. Now, I have no problem with bisexuals, gays, lesbians, etc., but it seems an odd thing to bring a girl home to mom and, regardless of her total sexual preference, having her tell my mom that she may leave me for a chick. Now, please correct me if I sound wrong on this, but if you're with me, you're not bisexual. Unless of course I've somehow spent my entire life as an oblivious hermaphrodite. I mean, doesn't the monogamy of the relationship negate the need or urge to be with other people, regardless of gender? Of course, Tila could still look at other women and desire them even (and so can I dammit). But my mom doesn't need to know that, especially not at your first meeting. I mean, save something for the holidays!

I just think if you're not actively swinging both ways (sorry for the overused metaphor), you're either one or the other, at least temporarily. I have no bisexual tendencies so like I said, correct me if I'm mistaken, but please respect my ignorance.

And one last thing, early on in the show, Tila eliminated a fellow-bisexual from contention. There seemed to have been some action between that girl and a male contestant but the reason Tila gave was because she couldn't be with a bisexual. It's good to know that hypocrisy doesn't discriminate. How selfish is that though?! It's like, "I can be attracted to both genders but you have to focus on me." That's pretty fucked up, if you ask me (and you will). But like I said, I wouldn't be on the show so what the fuck.

Anyhow, kids, I hope you're all good and staying away from most nude models/MySpace whores/Singers (well probably not Butch, but the rest of ya). Take care of your peepers. :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!