-Did you ever notice that a hot chick isn't quite as hot when she's walking out of a Babies-R-Us?
-Is it just me or does chocolate not taste as good when you're licking it off your shirt? Or the couch?
-Am I alone in thinking that a shark wouldn't be scary if it had straight teeth?
-Are there noculars, for people with only one eye? Or are those just telescopes?
-Do you think that if John Tesh, Yanni, and Kenny G made an album together, the world would end?
-You never see three-legged elephants. I'm pretty happy about that. It would look awful.
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