Hey kiddies, quick update on the events of this week and last weekend.
Last Saturday: I went to a party at my friend Jamie's house. It was pretty awesome. They had a DJ, there were hot chicks, Butch drank a lot, Butch danced a lot, Butch wore a parrot hat, yadda yadda yadda, a girl who looked just like actress Jena Malone (see Donnie Darko, Saved, Cheaters, Stepmom) smacked me really hard on the ass as I was unlocking my car door. I told you it was awesome.
This week: On Monday, I went down to Southwestern to try to crash the summer school audio class. Failure. I guess I'll have to relax all summer. Later that day, I played softball. I made two errors in the outfield (oddly to the same batter) that cost our team 3 runs. However, at the plate, I drove in 2 runs and scored 2 runs, so the way I see it, I came out at plus 1.
Tuesday, I went and bought supplies for the 1st Annual Rick James Memorial Summer Jam (are you gonna be there?). That'll be good-times. At Smart and Final, one of the cashiers was a girl I had a crush on in high school (the many, the unknowing). I saw her looking at me like, "Hey, I know that dude." I made sure to go to her register but I didn't really say anything of value. She wasn't wearing a wedding ring, which is good and contrary to what I had heard thru the proverbial grapevine, but none-the-less I blew that conversational opportunity. Oh well. Hey, she could've smacked me on the ass as I was unlocking my car door too! Must I do everything?
Wednesday, I went to Costco for more supplies. Then I sat around and watched baseball.
Today, I must go get a haircut. Why? Cause I said so. No, seriously, I like my hair short because it makes my head look smaller. My dome= gi-normous. I have a large mellon (and that's not all ladies, my feet are big too). Later, I will play softball of the coed variety for the last time this season. I promise I'll play hard for all you kiddies.
Medical Update: Shin splints suck ass. Oh yeah.
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