A special thank you must go out to Barb for passing this one along.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person
explode. Who would you blow up?
Vin Diesel, he must be stopped.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Jack Johnson. Sorry excuse for music...
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
George W. Bush
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Mozzarella.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
Peanut Butter and Jelly. Cold. I'm a simple man.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Salma Hayek. She can call back if she wants.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Jessica Simpson.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd probably give it to a homeless person because I wouldn't be thinking clearly after all that sex.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Sydney, apparently it's awesome.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
I'm not sure about exchange rates but I'd probably buy some Men At Work paraphernalia.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Nesquick, chocolate milk.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
1969. I'd get Jimi Hendrix off of drugs.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Do not talk about Fight Club!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It's called "Jack Bauer Doesn't Sleep." It's essentially "24" but it's on everyday all year round.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
How the fuck should I know?!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Depends. Are they M.I.L.F.s?
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Sure wouldn't be my good-for-nothing bed. I guess a clean pair of underwear. My mom always told me...
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Eat everything in sight. This is too hard.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Oh, believe you me, I would've avoided the vegetables. Oh, but the power of flight will always be number 1.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
If I can't affect the outcome, then it's pretty pointless. I guess a compilation of my All-Star sports moments from my entire life would suffice.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
There's an entire season of Little League that I could do without.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world, where?!
Canada. I hear Vancouver's nice.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Howl at the Moon in Universal City. You bitch! You slut! You whore!
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
I'd probably float to SDSU. That would cover a lot of bases and I figure the chicks'll dig it.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
John F. Kennedy and he would be sworn in immediately.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
explode. Who would you blow up?
Vin Diesel, he must be stopped.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Jack Johnson. Sorry excuse for music...
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
George W. Bush
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Mozzarella.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
Peanut Butter and Jelly. Cold. I'm a simple man.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Salma Hayek. She can call back if she wants.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Jessica Simpson.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd probably give it to a homeless person because I wouldn't be thinking clearly after all that sex.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Sydney, apparently it's awesome.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
I'm not sure about exchange rates but I'd probably buy some Men At Work paraphernalia.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Nesquick, chocolate milk.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
1969. I'd get Jimi Hendrix off of drugs.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Do not talk about Fight Club!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It's called "Jack Bauer Doesn't Sleep." It's essentially "24" but it's on everyday all year round.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
How the fuck should I know?!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Depends. Are they M.I.L.F.s?
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Sure wouldn't be my good-for-nothing bed. I guess a clean pair of underwear. My mom always told me...
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Eat everything in sight. This is too hard.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Oh, believe you me, I would've avoided the vegetables. Oh, but the power of flight will always be number 1.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
If I can't affect the outcome, then it's pretty pointless. I guess a compilation of my All-Star sports moments from my entire life would suffice.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
There's an entire season of Little League that I could do without.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world, where?!
Canada. I hear Vancouver's nice.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Howl at the Moon in Universal City. You bitch! You slut! You whore!
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
I'd probably float to SDSU. That would cover a lot of bases and I figure the chicks'll dig it.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
John F. Kennedy and he would be sworn in immediately.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather, he died when I was 5 and I never got to know him. What a downer way to end this.
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