Hey, kids! I've really got this blogging regularly thing down again, huh? No? Shut up.
You kids heard of this thing called, Twitter? It's a web-place where people post things pretty much all the time, little things, kinda like the status here on MySpace. Yeah, a lotta people are on it. Yeah, even friends of mine. Good friends (as opposed to god-friends, which are friends that my parents appointed at my birth) too. It's getting tons of publicity, especially due to the celebrities who twitter, or tweet, as it is known. It's the latest rage, you know, 'cause having a blackberry, an iPhone, a MySpace, a Facebook, and multiple email addresses isn't enough for some people. But how do I really feel?
I think it's fucked. I think it's lame and I don't care if that bothers you (you being: anybody). I really don't care what anybody else is thinking from minute to minute, hour to hour. I don't even care what I'M thinking about half the time! And people have conversations back and forth all day too. What ever happened to texting? Has that become obsolete somehow?! Most of the time they're just trading Joss Whedon references anyway. Does blogging take too much effort? Believe me, I know it's not easy, what with the DVRing and the RockBanding, but I make the effort. Otherwise, it's just another glorified message board. I just don't get it. By all means, respond to this blog on your twitter page. Tweet your asses off.
On another note: You guys notice that the products they sell on TV still take 4-6 weeks to deliver? What the fuck's that about?! I could go to Pizza Hut's website, click my mouse 4 times, and have a pizza delivered within an hour. AN HOUR (not really though, it's 3am)! Have we not figured this mail thing out yet? It's not like they're giving you free shipping either. Generally, they charge about 10 bucks for processing and shipping. On Amazon, for that price, I could get my items in 3 days or less. On Tuesday, I ordered a BluRay and a book, paid 0 dollars for shipping, and it'll be here by Monday. So what's their problem?
Another thing: Anyone else absolutely hate all the NFL Draft coverage? God, I do. Fuckin' season ended 3 months ago! Basketball and hockey are in the playoffs, baseball's in full swing, soccer's... soccer, and you're dissecting who the Lions might bring into their suck-fest?! What's next? Covering grade school kids picking teams for kickball?! I mean, is over an hour EVERYDAY necessary? And seriously, can I kill Mel Kiper Jr., please? Please? Pleeeeeeeeease? Can I at least shoot him in the hair? I'll take it. Seriously, does this guy do anything other than worship amateur football players day in and out? There's no science to it. It's a crap shoot. Use a magic 8-ball and then put it back in it's rightful place: up your ass.
Well, that's enough for me, kids. A little angry maybe, but hey, it's hot here in Burbank. Peace out. :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!
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