Sunday, July 13, 2008

Chip-chip-choooooo!

Hey, kids! Well it's been a while (and I'm sure I say that often) but I'm glad to say that I'm finally off of the graveyard shift and the graveyard life. I love the people I worked with there but the hours just weren't for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm a night person; just not an all night person. Well, that is of course excluding quality time with the ladies... But even that would be tough every night (but I'd damned sure try!).

So it's cool. Work is pretty good. I've got money. I like that. I'm planning on traveling some in the next year. New York is definitely first on the docket. I think Vegas is in order. After that, who knows. But it's nice to have "the scratch" for when I get "the itch." That could be interpreted as being dirty and if so, you're welcome.

So what else is up... Oh, I'm gonna buy an iPod. I fought it this whole time but I'm finally seeing the benefit. At work, especially. We have the cables to hook iPods up and let's face it: radio sucks. So I've been buffing up my iTunes, I upgraded to Leopard, and I've looked at all the specifications. I'm gonna get the 80 gig iPod Classic. The iTouch is nice but too expensive, and I don't need an iPod to watch the youtubes, if ever. I almost bought the iPod today, about an hour ago, but they only had it in silver. If you remember your Wesley Snipes, it's always better to go with black (or something like that).

What else? Oh, you must see Wall-E. Period. Waaaaaalllll-Eeee.

Oh, one thing that came up when I was working graveyard was that I'd take my lunch, and without fail, I'd get to the break room and TruTV would be on. Everyday. I don't know about you but this reality show bullshit has really got to go. Speeders is a show they've got. Seriously, a show about routine traffic stops. Also, I really don't need to be reminded how retarded people can be. I see it daily. I have eyes.

But the show that really chaps my ass is they've got this show where they show dumb criminals (I know, original) and the have commentary by G-List celebrities (a la Best Week Ever or I Love The [insert decade here]) . People like Tanya Harding, Todd Bridges, Leif Garrett, and Gary Busey. Now, first off, these people are not comedians. In fact, they're infuriatingly not funny. But doesn't it strike anyone as weird that these people in particular are criticizing criminal activities, when they all have rap-sheets?! Wasn't Leif Garrett huffing paint about a day ago? Didn't Todd Bridges kill a guy? Tanya Harding, worst porn tape ever. WTF, mate?!

Also, regarding the TV people watch in the break room at work, George Lopez is a terrible actor. Horrendous. Stick to stand-up, buddy. I actually think they canceled his show. Now, if they could only do that with the re-runs...

On an unrelated and rather random note, Tera, our puppy back home has a snaggletooth. It's hilarious.

That's all I can think of for now, kids. Hopefully I can write more of these here blog things now that my life/sleep is in better order (rather than reverse). Don't forget to wash your squash, kids. I haven't. :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!

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