The Count

So here it is, kids, this is the list of what I got for Christmas.  I know it's ridiculously long and that may disappoint some or cause incessant jealousy.  But trust me I will share with you what I can in the coming year.  Just ask.  But break anything and it will cost you your life...

-a black leather jacket
-War of the Worlds DVD
-Seinfeld Seasons 1-3 DVD Gift Set
-Seinfeld Season 5 DVDs
-Seinfeld Season 6 DVDs
-Hot Shots DVD
-Hot Shots: Part Deux DVD
-Constantine: 2-Disc DVD
-The Muppet Movie DVD
-Carlin On Campus DVD (George Carlin HBO standup special)
-The Lost Weekend DVD (Great Billy Wilder movie, check it out)
-Bull Durham DVD
-a WSOP high-end card shuffler (though I don't need it and I'm very proud of that)
-Gun PS2 Game
-Star Wars BattleFront II PS2 Game
-MVP Baseball 2005 PS2 Game
-a Turtle Wax Car Care set
-a poster with all the greatest celebrity mugshots
-200 smackers (that's cash-money)
-a $25 gift card to Barnes and Noble
-Baseball And Philosophy Book

And that's the count! 

On a serious note, I am the luckiest S.O.B. in at least San Diego.  My family has, year in and year out, spoiled me to embarassing degrees.  I am forever greatful(Correction: grateful) to them yet again and hopefully, I can come somewhat close to earning all these great gifts.  I love you guys (by that I mean my family and friends and not actually a group of random dudes)!