Thursday, May 22, 2008

IMD-Me!

Hey, kids! I've got good news. One of the only benefits of working on that reality show earlier this year (besides being able to pay my rent) is that I now have an IMDB page!

I've made it!

BIG TIME!!!

WOOHOO!!!

Well, that might be a stretch, but it's still pretty fucking awesome.

I mean, really, do you have one? (If you do, shut up. This is my moment.)

Check it out: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3013855/

Yippee. :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Darkness

Hey, you swing kids. So for those of you that don't know (and shame on you for being so uninformed), I've been working graveyards for the last month. The only sun I get to see is the bits that creep in through my window as I try to sleep (all day). It's hard to say how I'm handling it because at work, I'm perfectly awake. But if I try to run errands during the day, I feel restless, I lag, I wait till I can barely complete my errands (if at all).

And then there's the weekends. I do manage to have fun. But it's tough because I spend all week working in one sleep pattern and then spend a weekend working against it. Also, when I say weekend, I mean Friday and Saturday. I work Sunday thru Thursday. That in itself kind of blows because my "Saturday" is everyone else's Friday, so they're at work all day and I'm at home, proverbial dick in hand (I said proverbial, dirty monkeys).

But like I said, I've enjoyed my weekends. I saw Ironman. It rocked. I'd go see it again, honestly. I went home for Mother's Day, to the complete surprise of my mother. I'm good like that. I saw Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. It was okay. It tried too hard for laughs and the super-happy ending. And it had one of the worst looking George W. Bush impersonators ever.

And speaking of George W. Bush, Oliver Stone is shooting a movie about him, starring Josh Brolin (pictures are out on the 'net, find 'em). We're working on the footage at work, well, some people are. It's so classified now, I'm not allowed to touch it. But I'm not bitter, after all the Oliver Stone DVDs I own and the 2 of his films on my Top 10 list... Okay, maybe I'm a little bitter. It would just be cool to say that I was one of the 2-8 people who handled it. Oh well. You mean less work for me? I can live with that.

What's new with you, kids? Okay, now I'm stalling. Another downfall of working funky hours is that you have trouble holding/developing thoughts in your head.

Anywhoo, I guess this is where I'll end. Hopefully, I can get back into posting more often because I do miss it. For now, kids... :-P Pbbbbbbbbbbbth!!!